How To Get Famous

This is how TRUE photographers get famous!
All the BEST photographers are doing it!
If you follow this easy ten step program, you too can submit AMAZING heart wrenching photography that is completely original!

1. Get some cheap coloured pencils or crayons
2. Write something absolutely tear jerking in red
3. Arrange the pencils in a rainbow-like pattern
4. Take a photo
5. Import the photo into Photoshop and crop it to be a perfect square
6. Make a new layer over the photo and fill it completely with white
7. Lower the white layer's opacity to 80%
8. Save your image as a 400x400 pixel JPG (you don't want people stealing your amazing work!)
9. Upload your image to DeviantArt
10. Bask in the glory! You are now a TRUE PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER! Now do this same process with 30 different angles of the same box of pencils/crayons; your gallery should be OOZING with these.

Overexposing your images, taking away colour pigment, and uploading postage stamp photographs makes you irresistibly cool. ALWAYS DO THIS.